OMG!!! Fat Tire is like totally finally here!!!

Billy Drown

Published: Wednesday, May 20th, 2009

“Like OMG!!! Did you hear? Fat Tire beer is like totally here,” are words that would probably leave my lips if I was a preteen drinking hipster. But I’m not. I’m just a Red Dog drinking simpleton. So when news of New Belgium Brewing distributing its beers to South Dakota reached me, I was not phased. I merely shrugged and went on with my life. I can’t say that about a slew of my friends, though, who have rejoiced eerily similar to how preteen girls would rejoice if Hannah Montana or the Jonas Brothers showed up for an impromptu concert.