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My parents considered me a loser during Christmas
Billy Drown
Published: Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010 |
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er Christmas, I was declared the loser of the egg sandwich contest my brother, Sam, and I competed in. Did it hurt knowing Sam is better at making an egg sandwich than I am? No. Did I act like it did? Yes.
The day before I was being a loud mouth braggart when discussing my egg sandwiches. As I told mystic tales of the mouth-watering beasts, Sam gazed upon me with boredom. I asked, "What? You think you make better?"
With a slop-eating grin, Sam simply replied, "Yep."
I decided to challenge him to a duel. Since he thought his sandwiches were far superior to mine, I told him we might as well let our family decide. He agreed the challenge was necessary and told me Saturday would be the perfect day for the contestA bit before 9:15 a.m. the day after Christmas, I was declared the loser of the egg sandwich contest my brother, Sam, and I competed in. Did it hurt knowing Sam is better at making an egg sandwich than I am? No. Did I act like it did? Yes.
A bit before 9:15 a.m. the day after Christmas, I was declared the loser of the egg sandwich contest my brother, Sam, and I competed in. Did it hurt knowing Sam is better at making an egg sandwich than I am? No. Did I act like it did? Yes. The day before I was being a loud mouth braggart when discussing my egg sandwiches. As I told mystic tales of the mouth-watering beasts, Sam gazed upon me with boredom. I asked, "What? You think you make better?" With a slop-eating grin, Sam simply replied, "Yep." I decided to challenge him to a duel. Since he thought his sandwiches were far superior to mine, I told him we might as well let our family decide. He agreed the challenge was necessary and told me Saturday would be the perfect day for the contest. Available only in the print version of the Custer County Chronicle. To subscribe, call 605-673-2217.
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